The True Meaning Behind Lyrics To Macarena Will Destroy Your Childhood

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The Macarena changed everything. The song was catchy, and the dance was infectious but have you ever actually listened to the lyrics?

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Many people have only danced to the Spanish version. So unless you speak Spanish, you would have no idea what the lyrics were.

Listen closely to the 90s English version, it’s a lot more inappropriate than many people imagined.#3

So Macarena is a very sexy woman. She entices young men to come and dance with her, and if she’s really feeling them, she might even take them home. Nothing too crazy

But then things get more explicit.

“Now, don’t you worry â??bout my boyfriend, the boy whose name is Vittorino Ha, I don’t want him, couldn’t stand him, he was no good so I”

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Then comes horrifying, sinister laugh. And we can all pretty much guess what happens next Macarena has a boyfriend and she doesn’t hide that she plays on the side.

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Then, it becomes very clear what’s happening at the end of the second verse:

Now come, what was I supposed to do?

He was out of town, and his two friends were soooooo fine.

Basically, the macarena, the song we all danced to as children and at weddings, is about a woman who waits until her boyfriend is out of town and then bangs his two friends at the same time.

Sorry, ’90s kids.