People Who Will Shatter Your Faith In Humanity

People can do some pretty weird and stupid stuff but these people… there just aren’t words.

#1 I shouted “NOOOO” So loud, everyone in my home woke up.

#2 If you are pregnant, you should maybe have a better understanding of things. Also, ewwwww.

#3 I hope the next time that lady wears all white she poops her pants…forever.

#4 Janice: Official record holder of the most dumb things in a single paragraph.

#5 I think your “perfect look” just summoned Gozer the Destructor.

#6 The phone is possessed…

#7 If a stalk of celery fell in the woods, this guy is an idiot.


#8 Paris is the Paris of ‘Murica.

#9 Austin, we have a problem.

#10 Don’t get Christina started on Ray Charles…

#11 “Why has Jack forsaken me?”

#12 That’s maybe the only way to make Burger King taste worse.

#13 I really wanna know how many years that took.

#14 What do you call a broken escalator? Stairs.

#15 Actually, it is constantly falling, it just happens so slowly you can’t see it without a microscope.

#16 Yes. So much yes.

#17 Yup. This is the world you live in.

#18 I feel bad ’cause you’re 10, but someone really needs to explain some things.

#19 Wow.

#20 In her defense, if squirrels were reptiles they would probably be the cutest reptiles.

#21 So much science up in here.

#22 You mean “again” don’t you? Will humans ever walk on the sun again?

#23 At least he picked a real number.